STEVE LEAFGREN, GUITARIST & VOCALS
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I was born with a guitar in my hand and a banjo on my knee. After surgery to remove these cumbersome appendages I enjoyed a normal childhood being raised by howling wolves.
I did a 30 year stint where I reached 2nd chair basso profundo in the Vienna Boys Choir honing my vocal skills toward rendering tones so low that they're inaudible to the human ear.
During the time that I was flaming out at the University o' Billabong, Australia (yes, many a shrimp was placed on various barbies) where I majored in Thermonuclear Guitar Shredding achieving a grade point average that barely registered on the grading scale, I was voted Most Likely to Suck at C's due to my (still ongoing) inability to clearly articulate C notes on the fretboard.
I once broke a B string whilst performing "Little Black Egg" for Burundi royalty-a capital offense in that country. I'm still on the Burundi Most Wanted list.
A point of interest outside the sphere of music; I was the one who strategically deployed banana peels at the ill-fated 1986 Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain
Currently I am reveling in the honor of creating sonic waves with my highly accomplished pals who constitute the Time Machine musical aggregate all of whom I've had the great fortune to music-make with for decades. Respect!
Apart from the last statement, trust nothing that I say.